Garment Rending

Yesterday was my no-exercise day (I’ve been doing six days a week and it seems to be working fine), so I wanted to do something productive with the free time. There’s a room in our house that we use as the guest room, but mostly it’s what we refer to as my “Closet Room.” I know that sounds ridiculous; I’m not a celebrity clothes horse with a three-story closet with rotating shoe racks and a jacuzzi (though if I was, it wouldn’t be the worst thing ever, would it?). Not only are the rooms very small in our house, but so are the closets. I don’t know what it is about houses built before the 1980’s; did they not think women needed walk-ins back then? Either way, a few months ago my kind man built me what has become my favorite shelf in the whole wide world: