Hey Guys!
Wanna know a neat trick to losing a quick four pounds? Go out there and find some severe cold/possible flu-like germs and lick ‘em up! Yes, you will suffer through three to four days of wheezing, head-pounding, body-wracking aches from hell, but so what – those pounds will just magically float away, with no exercise – hell, no MOVEMENT needed!
I’m actually looking forward to eating again someday. I remember it fondly. I’m just going to do it in a way those four pounds won’t immediately plant themselves right back on my bod.


September 22, 2009 at 11:07 am |
Ahhhh, weight loss….the ONLY benefit of being sick. There truly is a silver lining to everything.
October 28, 2009 at 2:20 pm |
Maybe call it the H1N1Lose4 diet! Heh.